1. Robert is left handed. And because of that, he thinks he is the coolest person in the world. Which, I mean, I guess it's kind of cool, unless he is sitting on the right side of me at dinner, then it's just annoying.
2. Robert has no armpit hair. None, zilch, zippo, nada. I guess that's ok, because with no hair, his armpits never smell bad.
3. Robert won State in football his senior year.
4. Robert's list of 5 people that if he meets, he could sleep with, and I'd be ok with, are...
1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Milla Jovovich
3. Megan Fox
4. Brooklyn Decker
5. Miranda Kerr
5. I make Robert watch shows like One Tree Hill, Biggest Loser, and Grey's Anatomy, and he enjoys watching them. But not as much as Ellen. And I don't make him watch that, he watches it on his own.
6. A lot of you may not know, but he went to UNC his freshman year and then transferred to CSU, where he graduated with an Economics Degree.
7. When Robert was a young kid. Penny, his sister, and him were playing football in their living room, and Robert tried to tackle her and pushed her over the railing, and she fell all the way downstairs. Think of the scene from Cliffhanger. He says that's what it looked like as she was falling.
8. Robert was a starting pitcher at Green Mountain High School. He wore #24 because of Ken Griffey Jr., who was his favorite player.
9. Robert lost his big toe nail due to a Volleyball game in college. And he thought it was so cool that he kept it.
10. Robert absolutely loves Twinkies. I don't buy them for him, because he would eat 1/2 the box in one sitting.
11. I have only seen Robert cry a few times in the almost 10 years we have been together. And one of those times was in the movie Click. Don't ask me why. But he did. I mean I cried, but I cry over everything.
12. Robert's 1st concert was Brittany Spears, which he was front row, because he says little girls can't run fast enough.
13. Robert has been watching General Hospital since he was a toddler due to his mother and now me. So he knows all the characters and story lines. He is always asking what Sonny and Jason are up to.
14. Robert and the guys 1st house in Fort Collins was apparently so disgusting that every time they heard a mouse trap go off they cheered. I am so glad I never went to this house. They had dead mice in chip bags. Nasty!
15. Robert is a hoarder when it comes to clothes. Holy cow. I have never met a man who needs more closet or drawer space. He is ridiculous when it comes to his shirts.
16. I know many of you know this, but oh my god. The loudest snorer in the world is my dearest husband, Robert. OMG. I will be dead asleep and he still wakes me up with his snoring. I think we might be one of those couples who sleep in different rooms when we are older. It is so loud. When he drinks it's worse, and that is when I make him sleep on the couch. He he! Or one time at our old apartment, I made him go into the other room, because it was so bad, and the next morning I found him sleeping in the bath tub. Fun times.
17. Robert is seriously the best dad that I know. He loves Taylor so much. And Taylor is going to have him wrapped around her finger. It's looking like I may be the bad cop and he will be the good cop. I am so lucky to have such an amazing husband and father to our little girl. I don't even want to picture how it's going to be once she starts liking boys.
18. He may not say it out loud, but I know he loves Booger. Before Taylor came around, some nights he would be all lovie dovie with Booger. Now not so much, but I know he will be sad once Booger leaves us. Which hopefully isn't for awhile.
19. Robert and Paul are the best Beirut players in the world. They would play like 20 games in a row, because they never lost. Which was not always the best thing. That would be a night where he would sleep on the couch.
20. Robert has had asthma all his life. Uses his inhaler daily. Its sad sometimes when I have to hit his back for him to breathe. I hope Taylor doesn't take after her daddy with that.
And that's all folks. I hope you enjoyed finding out some juicy stuff about Robert. Robert is sitting right next to me, telling me yes or no on facts that I have been writing down about him. So yes, there were some things in here that I guess were a little to juicy that he made me erase. And here is a picture of my dearest husband, at his finest, who will be turning 30 tomorrow. And hopefully my dearest brother will let me borrow his computer for 1 more day, so I can enlighten you with another blog about my Robert.
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